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a copy of my facebook feed, circa July 2026.

Hey! What happened to Ebola? It just up and went away?
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Umm, yeah! Your religion sucks :-)

We should extend this to nations. Countries and boundaries are also ideas. George Bernard Shaw said “Patriotism is the belief your country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.”

So buddy, your country sucks too! Whatcha gonna do about it?
Heh heh, @[682415694:2048:Ailian Gan], I can't draw like you, but I found someone else's drawing of a childhood memory of mine.
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Awesome vacation. Terrible photos. Was too busy having fun to bother with the camera, basically.
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Jessie's Girl.

And everyone else's girl/guy.

Is that what Facebook is about?
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I feel proud sharing this video, obviously. I feel sad and ashamed too. Langar is a 500 year old tradition that prompts equality. In 500 years, we have not solved the problem of inequality and lack of access to basic facilities. In India we are still divided by caste and religion. In the West the number of homeless and hungry is increasing.
Bhakti Phatak, is freehand calligraphy with this much accuracy even possible? Wow!
What has been happening in India and China for almost half a century, has arrived in Western countries. In developing countries there is a real competition for resources and opportunity. Being "meritorious" and going to "elite schools" is truly a ticket out. Or was, till recently; now the economies have opened up and there are myriad opportunities for young people beyond mere economic excellence.

But what in the world is driving western folk into this grind? What opportunity is missing in their lives for them to destroy the childhood of wards? Is it the competitive spirit gone awry?
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Has anyone else here ever woken up, startled by the sound of their own breathing.
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So, the lioness gets locked up for eating a woman who presented herself in an open car. The lioness did what came naturally to her, what was expected of her. The woman didn't care for her own safety as expected, and violated Park rules. What injustice.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/south-african-park-reopens-lion-kills-american/story?id=31459605
A lot of the IT jobs came from the maintenance of physical infrastructure. With desktops, on premise servers, installation media and paper licenses going the way of the dodo, millions of jobs will be lost worldwide. No longer are people updating binary business applications across zillions of discrete machines. BYoD on mobile is the standard now. Once we completely move to BYoD for non transactional systems, a total decimation of non development services jobs will take place.
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Children's dependence on parents for key decision making makes them vulnerable. If you are a parent keeping your child(ren) in Delhi, you will be forever responsible for the impact, if any, this has on their health. The way this article describes it, that "if any" is merely euphemistic.
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Someone had the guts to speak out against the unethical hiring practices of software services companies. HCL has traditionally set a very low bar when it comes to ethics. They do try to keep their nose clean when it comes to software services, but clearly there is a lot of scope for improvement.
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Really, gaana.com, have you learnt nothing? You ask me to reset my password, but the maximum length possible is 14 letters. Who sets an upper limit? Have you not read https://xkcd.com/936/ even after your screwup? Also, your website has a loop. When I try logging in using my email address, it asks me to reset my password. In order to reset my password, I must first log in.

#fail #gaana
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After History, Physics is the most beautiful subject I have ever studied. It helps us appreciate and marvel at the world around us. My friend Balaji Sampath is definitely the best Physics teacher I have come across. His patience with students and his love for the subject are unmatched. AhaGuru is his venture to take his Physics lessons beyond the classroom to a wider audience through print and online mediums. Please do share this information with high school students you may know.
This calls for a worldwide class action suit against this guy for insulting India and Indians.
This is happening right now. Surreal. What kind of morons give phones to your kids, before giving the kids sense about who to speak to and who not to.

I have a fairly common name, and owning the email address saurabh.jain@gmail.com leads to at least one misaddressed personal communication a day. Love letters, debt recovery notices, marriage proposals and confidential business information is common; this is new.
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Wow! Simple, beautiful and functional.

I've used what are called "handy hands" while soldering. This takes the concept a lot further. It's like a handy hands from Hindu mythology. Super neat.
The sheer awesomeness of science!

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/14/tech/bioconcrete-delft-jonkers/index.html
Strange. Movie stars with their clothes on. Also, the stars are more glamorous than the venue.
It's raining. I need to be in Madras.

#hometown
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Meanwhile, we complain about Pakistani courts letting terrorists go scot free. Looks to me like both nations are just learning new interpretations of common law from each other.
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So, P Sainath made fun of self help books yesterday. Very sophisticated joke he made about them.

Such a nice man.
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So, if I launched a DDOS attack against P James' mobile number, the CPC would have to arrest me, but the CMC would surely felicitate me, right?
@[100000506450390:2048:Ankur Jain], remember when I wrote off your electronics degree because you couldn't fix our TV? This is for you.

http://tambrahmrage.tumblr.com/post/18196522435/cutting-down-to-size

See what he has to say for entrepreneurs like me :)
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http://i.imgur.com/J9krujD.png

No work shall get done today either. I rediscovered http://tambrahmrage.tumblr.com/
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I look back with embarrassment at the time when I had any sympathy or support for Uber. It is no underdog, it is simply a cutthroat business. It is always trying to get brownie points for being a startup and innovator, when undercutting fair players and circumventing laws is the only business model it has.

The Kansas legislature just passed a law http://www.kslegislature.org/li/b2015_16/measures/sb117/ that requires two simple things of any taxi operator in their state. First, when a personal vehicle is operated as a taxi, the taxi should have insurance as per commercial vehicle norms. Second, the drivers need to be verified by the KBI. Uber threw a hissy fit, as it is want to.

Uber took no responsibility for its complicity in the recent rape incident in Delhi. At that point, I was naive enough to support them - if our law enforcement system is broken, how can Uber fix it? In Delhi, it said it did get police verification, and the cops did a bad job. But in Kansas, it is saying that getting drivers verified by the Kansas Bureau for Investigation will actually put it out of business!

I have a proposal to fix some of the problems we have in India with such unscrupulous companies. If a vehicle associated with a commercial transport company is involved in a crime, the company needs to compensate the victims very very heavily. Something to the tune of crores of rupees.

Large trucking lines, bus operators, the railways and taxi companies, have so far blamed drivers for all traffic/criminal incidents, and gotten away with it. The worst that happens to them is their vehicle getting impounded for a few years. Now, they will need to pay up. The only way to handle this risk will be to purchase insurance. The premium of this insurance is going to be very high, unless they can demonstrate to the insurance company that they are taking effective measures while selecting and training employees.

Enter third party agencies, as are already employed by the likes of software companies and good security agencies. They will verify addresses, look up police records, conduct driving and psychological tests, verify degrees and licenses, take feedback from past employers, etc. The ecosystem for this is already in place, it doesn't have to be created. I often receive requests for the verification of former software employees. The most damage a software engineer has ever done is crash a spacecraft in outer space. Commercial drivers kill... I don't know, a couple of lakh people every year easily.

Does the "pro-business" government at the center have the will to legislate a "pro-consumer" legislation of this sort?
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तेरे वादे पर जिए हम तो ये जान झूठ जाना
कि खुशी से मर न जाते अगर ऐतबार होता

ये ज़बान हिंदी है, या उर्दू, इसमें क्या रखा है यारों। अहम बात यह है कि यह ख़ूबसूरत ख़याल हमारी अमानत है, हमें इस ख़याल को बचा कर रखना है। इसी ज़बान में बचा कर रखना है। आज हमारे देश में कई ऐसी ज़बान हैं जिन्हें बोलना-समझना हम भूलते जा रहे हैं। ऐसी ज़बानों को संजाहने की पहल है PARI.

http://www.ruralindiaonline.org/categories/tongues/
I just had a chat conversation with Poorna Jagannathan. Ungh! My eyes are glazed over. No work shall get done today.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poorna_Jagannathan

@[784435130:2048:Jaydeep Sarkar], @[657600412:2048:Aparna Purohit], how do you people live your lives, surrounded by such awe-inspiring talent? Maybe being talented yourself helps.
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Meanwhile some people are making the world a better place. @[724386128:2048:Mora] will they be performing on the west coast too?
I'm at this dive bar and the performer just got offered a record deal on stage. Did I witness the making of the next Britney Spears?
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The importance of educational trips and travel are completely missed by educational institutions and parents in India. I suppose this stems from the fact that for most Indians, vacation means visiting relatives or taking pilgrimages.

There is a lot to be learnt from the real world. Not all family travel can be planned during school vacations. Schools under the KFI and Aurobindo Ashram, as well as some colleges, organise excellent field tours. But most schools actually take kids to Goa or Singapore for tours. No wonder They don't understand when parents take kids to educational trips.
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@[114594478556758:274:P Sainath] is talking about rural journalism and the People's Archive of Rural India (http://www.ruralindiaonline.org/) at Stanford. Bay Area folks, please make time to attend.
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How is this necessarily a good thing? What if the "hospital" in question is a small two bed nursing home? How can they keep treating patients free of cost? Very soon they would run out of supplies and then be purchasing medicines from local drugstores out of their own pockets.

Road and other accidents kill far more people than natural calamities. Private hospitals are not even mandated to stabilise the patient and provide first aid, or to transport the patient to the nearest government hospital in their ambulances. This needs to be fixed. All victims of accidents should be provided emergency relief free of cost, and the government should pay for it afterwards. The government can't expect private enterprises to provide free care; it should develop a corruption free mechanism to defray those costs.
The 70th anniversary of the Hiroshima bombings is this year: http://www.nhk.or.jp/hiroshima/hibaku70/english/

The Japanese Prime Minister just ate dinner with the American president: http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/27/politics/obama-shinzo-abe-japan-white-house-state-dinner/

How do people move on? What gives them the power to forgive and forget?
Me got a dinosaur named after meself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauropoda

No more jainasaurus. From now on its sauropoda!
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India seems to be rocking it when it comes to evacuations these days.

PS: There is no sarcasm here. There's genuine appreciation for our government and sorrow for all the trouble befalling other nations.
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