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a copy of my facebook feed, circa July 2026.

Me, texting a new entrepreneur: Call me any time you wanna talk.

New entrepreneur calls me at 10:30 on a Saturday evening. The night before Diwali.
Is there any place in Gurgaon/Delhi that has a community display of fireworks? Not that I am condoning the bursting of firecrackers on Diwali. But if someone's going to be doing the deed anyway this season, the kids might as well go and watch.
I'm officially in love with this man and his mission.

Please, please go out and support Citizen Matters, NGOpost, @[1214257652:2048:Meera Kri], @[519891786:2048:Pushpa Achanta], who bring you independent news and analysis.
While driving kids to badminton class...

Me: If you find your passion and work hard at it, you can be whoever you want.

(Rag picking child walks by)

Me: (Lump in throat)

And we wonder why our children grow up with a sense of entitlement.
I am a monster. Amongst all this, I'm feeling bad for the rather healthy chicken who had to die to be fed to a sick and dying dog.
Bharat Krishna Barry, Rohit Nene, Bhaskar Deol, interesting choice of team name, these people have. We have seen this name earlier, of course. I forget what the event was, though.
Let's go check this out. Who is up for a drive to this place in November, from Delhi/Gurgaon? एक बार तो देखना बनता है।
Sat in a metro headed to Gurgaon. At Qutab Minar it changed direction. I realised much later. These metro designers, I tell you. Sheer evil. No one around me got off because they all knew this would happen. They all got in the Gurgaon direction train knowing it would turn around. They wanted seats.
I've attended Vidisha's Bollywood dance workshops twice. Each experience was unique. Her attention to detail, and her ability to train even folks like me with two left feet, make her the only dance teacher I'd ever turn to. Most of all, her workshops are so much fun and energy :-D
Bindhumalini, I can't add Vasu as a friend on Facebook. So I'm telling you. Kavin is in love with Vasu since we met at Divya and Mithun's. He goes on and on about him. Can you please keep me informed whenever either of you visit Delhi. I have to bring the kids to meet you.
In an UberPool with Ashutosh Garg 's doppelganger. The guy even speaks like him. Wondering how to clandestinely take a photograph or video.
Nilay: What's the one thing you hate about October?

Me: I love October man. Festivals. Cultural events. Perfect weather to travel. Holidays. What's bothering you?

Nilay: The smell of mehendi. Yuck. It's everywhere.
Zorba is in bloom. The Tattva festival is coming.

Sometimes art is way too abstract for me to make any sense of it. This is a Site Specific Performance in progress.
Nilay: Dad, what is karwachouth?

Me: Wives fast so their husbands live longer.

Kavin: Say what!? 😯 Grown ups believe that?
Here is what is wrong with this world. Someone had written about the beautiful, lucid, accessible poetry of Dylan in words that I can scarcely understand. And I'm not lesser for it. The author is. It is high time we shunned complicated vocabulary and long winding sentences. Let us all share simple ideas in simple words. Or pretty poems like Dylan.
Do buy this lovely book for children by @[1005490575:2048:Ankit Chadha]. It is the perfect introduction to Amir Khusrau's mesmerising poetry.
I haven't heard much from my friends in the Railways about this. If such a massive investment is indeed happening, it is a very good thing. India cannot develop on roads and airways alone. We desperately need the Railways to shoulder their share of passenger and freight traffic. The congestion and resulting chaos is definitely true.

One thing is for sure. Whatever investment is happening is a lot better managed than before. Suresh Prabhu is indeed a busy, ambitious and capable man.
Kavin: There are three kinds of warm

1. When it is humid. That is the most unnice kind of warm.

2. When the sun is shining directly. That is not nice even in the rain.

3. When someone or something warm is cuddling you. That is the best warm. Unless that someone is hot or sticky.

Mind it, people.
People I will never understand:

People who smoke indoors.

People who smoke in the morning.

People who smoke on vacations.

People who must watch the television first this in the morning.

And then there are those who smoke in their hotel room while blaring the TV early morning. There is a special place in hell for those.
Interesting. Too busy these days to follow the drama unfolding on TV and social media. I do believe that the police, paramilitary and other forces dealing with terrorism and insurgencies on a never ending basis deserve as much respect as the army. Also, the best way to honour our army is to respect them and take care of them. With the OROP fiasco, this country has scored a big zero on that. Respect for the army is mere lip service. When it comes to actually spending money and time on them, we are on the back foot. Sad.
@[1165284575:2048:Mayank Nainwal] you've been wanting to enable something like this for only 10 years now. What's stopping you?
Me: Kavin, what did you learn from this story?

Kavin: That I should not let you pay for my school fees. Instead I should work hard and earn money and pay my own fees.

Me: Wait, what? The moral is that we should help others.

Kavin: You asked me what did I learn.

Anyway, this is a true story and very inspiring. Do read.
Rahul's hand movements and way of speaking in this video reminded me of you, Mrinal Sinha. I know you'll never forgive me for this... but here it is.
I was watching this movie. Nilay saw slaves being captured. We ended up talking about colonialism. And slavery. King Leopold and the Congo. Native Americans.

If you're white, I recommend you not come anywhere near Nilay for a month or so. He'll have very difficult questions for you, along the lines of who-the-hell-did-you-people-think-you-are.

White guilt. We simply don't have enough of it.
BSNL DSL pings both Singapore and US at about 400ms. Airtel DSL pings both at about 100ms. Why did I bother relocating my VPSs from SJC to SGP? Should have just run this test before. Given how screwed up India's routing is, what is intuitive might not be the reality.
Yes yes, let's have a war with China too, because they support Pakistan. That'll give us reason to suspend the highly imbalanced trade with them, forced upon us by WTO. This will hugely boost domestic manufacturing, especially electronics. The war effort will be a huge morale boost to the people, and a boost to the economy in general.

It'll be huge.
Pakistan has taken so much from us in all these years, in all these proxy wars. We should just keep Fawad Khan forever. Make him act in an endless parade of soap operas and sappy movies. He should be declared a prisoner of war!

There. I made a bunch of Indian women extremely happy. While simultaneously appeasing the war mongers.
I'm sitting here and thinking, "But she doesn't have a computer yet. What do I ping?"

One of those days when I've coded too much. Sigh.
There is nothing wrong with the accumulation of wealth and power. Without that, no investment can be made in research, infrastructure, industry, etc. Capital formation cannot occur without capital accumulation, so to speak.

Till recently, there were natural checks and balances in society that prevented the growth in your income and wealth, if you did not serve the interests of society. If you made products people didn't like, you wouldn't sell. If you overcharged, the competition would catch up. If you mistreated your workers, you would lose good talent.

All of this has been lost in the last decade or so. In America as well as in India, big business has bought off the ruling class. In India it is more brazen than America. Politicians actually flaunt their corporate connections on their resume here. Where that leads us to is an unstable society where the interests of the few shadow the interests of the many.

The furore over epipen's price gouging isn't an isolated incident. People did not realise how and when pharmaceutical companies were handed over absolute control over their patient's lives. But as this malaise spreads from specialise drugs to more widely used medicine, people are rising up.

We will see a lot of opposition to change. The middle class has started demanding public transport. Distributed power generation is giving energy companies the chills. Artists are rebelling against cultural appropriation by media giants.

We live in interesting times. Except if you're poor. Then you're just being screwed over as part of a large global economic experiment.
Kavin: What picture is this?

Me: @[100001934831980:2048:Rupam]'s dog.

Kavin: What is a Rupam's dog? A type of dog?

Me: Rupam is a guy I went to college with. This is his dog.

Kavin: Oh. OK.

@[100001934831980:2048:Rupam], this is your proud day dude.
Unnecessarily dramatic, but still interesting. I wonder why a college class needs to know these fundamental physics concepts, thought. @[564198067:2048:Balaji Sampath]
Time was when IBM and HP owned half of inner city Bangalore between themselves. Now I don't know anyone who works for HP.

Do you? Because a friend is looking for a connect.
In a world where corporate executives do not get charged, forget convicted, for financial crimes and crimes against humanity, what hope does the environment have?

Most corporates are insured against civil and criminal liabilities by their employers. This will only increase the cost of that insurance and perhaps extend it to the lifetime of the executive. It will not reduce the impunity with which the environment is treated like an externality by corporations.
UberPool. Back seat. No seat belt clip. I ask the driver to stop and extract the clip. He takes it personally. "I have five eyes on my head". "Nothing can happen to you in my car". "The worst possible accident has already happened with me. Now nothing worse can occur."

Why can't I just have my seat belt, without the drama?
My first employer (after graduation). Now sold to its arch rival. I wonder what will happen to all of HP's competitors, that Samsung currently supplies to. Well, at least my patents will now be assigned to HP, not Samsung. Is that more prestigious?
I'm in an UberPool with a drunk girl and her... whoever. She is trying to be cute but it's annoying. He is trying to match her in cuteness but it's just obnoxious.

I pity cab drivers. Horrifying. I should just step out... but what's this? We are getting a request for another rider.

It turns out they only booked one seat. One of them will have to step out when the third rider shows up. Awesome. Problem solved.

Oh wait. That rider cancelled. But these two continue to argue with the driver. That they didn't book two seats but insist on mooching two seats is his fault, along with everything else that is wrong with the Uber algorithm. It's like this poor guy moonlights as Uber's architect.

I admire cab drivers. He is being so patient with these two, who think they're so cute doing all this.

Oh. A bunch of cabs jumped the traffic signal in front of us. I hate cab guys. Well at least these two have stopped harassing our driver and are letting him drive.

I wonder what other feeling I'll have for cab drivers if this ride goes on.