I'm in an UberPool with a drunk girl and her... whoever. She is trying to be cute but it's annoying. He is trying to match her in cuteness but it's just obnoxious.

I pity cab drivers. Horrifying. I should just step out... but what's this? We are getting a request for another rider.

It turns out they only booked one seat. One of them will have to step out when the third rider shows up. Awesome. Problem solved.

Oh wait. That rider cancelled. But these two continue to argue with the driver. That they didn't book two seats but insist on mooching two seats is his fault, along with everything else that is wrong with the Uber algorithm. It's like this poor guy moonlights as Uber's architect.

I admire cab drivers. He is being so patient with these two, who think they're so cute doing all this.

Oh. A bunch of cabs jumped the traffic signal in front of us. I hate cab guys. Well at least these two have stopped harassing our driver and are letting him drive.

I wonder what other feeling I'll have for cab drivers if this ride goes on.