Saurabh
I'm at the neighbourhood shop buying groceries. Super stressed, trying to avoid touching anything. Mask on, so can barely speak.

Nilay: Tissue चाहिए

Me: ?

Nilay: Kavin की cycle की chain उतर गई है

Me: Tissue?

Nilay: Chain छुएँगे तो हाथ गंदे हो जाएंगे ना

Kavin: You greased my cycle yesterday. Now its dripping in oil, and slippery. Whiiiiine.

Me: Useless sanitised बच्चे। Cycle भी चलाएंगे, chain से हाथ गंदे भी नहीं चाहिए। We can't use a tissue from outside. Also, stand back and don't come near the shop or other people. Grumble grumble.