Me, walking to the washbasin after greasing Kavin's bike.

"I don't need to wash my hands. I didn't touch anything from outside."

Starts walking back.

"Wait. Corona isn't the only reason to wash hands. My hands are literally covered in grease."

Turns around, reaches basin, washes hands

"I've scrubbed for 20 seconds. I'm done."

Rinses. Turns off tap. Looks at hands. Still dirty.

"Oh the 20 second rule applies for germs. But I still need to scrub more if my hands aren't clean."

I think I'm going mad 🤪