Chain of thought in my head, after I spot a Patanjali product that has 'Made in Bharat' on its label:

Oh so this was made inside Bharat. No man, that's dumb logic. What if there were a guy called India. Not everything Made in India would be made inside him no? Oh wait. If we had a guy called India in our team, we would get parcels addressed to Mr. India at our office. But the delivery guy won't be able to find him. Snicker snicker.

All within three seconds. My brain is twisted like that.