Saurabh
If you are going to share my posts/videos without liking them first, I will judge you. Because I am petty like that. And I have nothing better to do.

Well I do have work. But I sat down to work and found some files were missing. So I am jobless and pissed.

Oh. Are you surprised that it's 2017 and I still work with paper files. Cue mirthless laughter. Governments. Taxes. Paperwork. Planetary destruction through bureaucracy.

I also have a toothache. Well, a toothless ache, actually. Oh, you can't read Hindi, so you don't know. Well now you do.

Hai Dang, you just liked and then shared my video. Good job, my man, good job. Following the right social media workflow like a champ!

At this point, it is basically just the painkillers talking. Maybe instead of painkillers and the internet, I should try shrooms and a typewriter. That way, when I go on a trip, I don't drag you guys along. Also, it is, like, a real trip, not this pathetic waddle across a park.

Psilocybin mushrooms are legal in India by the way. So many trips to Kodaikanal and I've never tried them. Damn. Waste, I say, waste.

Google for destruction through bureaucracy. The first hit is scholarly articles on the subject. Scholarly Articles! I am not going to tag my bureaucrat friends here, but you know who you are. And you are reading this; I know you are. Google for Vogons, you guys.