Kavin: These shoes are so fast.

Me: Which shoes?

Kavin: My shoes. They make me run so fast.

Me: This... isn't the first time you're wearing them.

Kavin: I've had them for an year. So bouncy.

Kavin follows the same approach to life as my friend Goli. First, set a very low bar to happiness. Second, easily and frequently achieve that bar. Then, rejoice.