Saurabh
The card machine wasn't working at the neighbourhood grocery shop, and I shopped for more than the cash I carried (they had murrukku).

The shopkeeper said she doesn't mind at all; I can pay next time. This is what she then wrote in her notebook.

₹632 : Boys' Father.

So, this is my new identity. And my boys are just, The Boys, in our इलाक़ा।