Random guy: Anthony Menezes from Calangute has sent this for you.

Me: I'm sorry but I don't know Anthony.

Him: He will be standing for election this year.

Me: (incredulously) Can he do that?

Him: (a tired "you must be new here" expression on his face) I just need your name and number.

I took it. I don't know why. I have no use for it, and I will not be bribed. Heck, I don't even have a Goa voter ID yet. But Pigeon makes these with pride in India, and I'll support them.

At least AAP was giving away make believe train tickets. Which party is Anthony from? Can't even find him online.