This is an old video, of a five year old coordinating with the police because her father is too breathless to speak.

This isn't just possible; this should be expected of a five year old. If your five year old kid is spoonfed, is not toilet trained, or her school teacher expects you to be present all through her online kindergarten class, then you're doing it wrong.

Make your children independent, people. 99% of the world's kids are independent. Its only we urban Indians who turn our kids into losers by overparenting them.

Also, cut that shit out about telling parents they aren't doing enough for their kids. Most parents are doing enough; often, they're doing more than they can. Parenting is about being available for our kids - emotionally and physically. But we don't need to become our children's servants.