Inspired by Goli Golani we bought a mosquito net tent.

Me: Kavin you need to bury the net under the mattress from all four sides. So when the mosquitoes say "hamne tumhein charon taraf se gher liya hai" we say "ya bro but you can't come any further because net charon taraf se sealed hai 😎".

Kavin: (walks off with an "I'm not paid enough to deal with your dad jokes" expression.)