Kavin just woke up in the middle of the night, so I asked him
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Are you Donatello?
What? No.
What about Michelangelo
(Grunts. Rolls over and goes back to sleep.)
No don't judge me. This is important to me. If my kid is secretly a teenage mutant ninja turtle, or worse, a reincarnated Renaissance artist, then I need to know. And when you ask them past midnight they can't lie.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Are you Donatello?
What? No.
What about Michelangelo
(Grunts. Rolls over and goes back to sleep.)
No don't judge me. This is important to me. If my kid is secretly a teenage mutant ninja turtle, or worse, a reincarnated Renaissance artist, then I need to know. And when you ask them past midnight they can't lie.