Me (settling down at a café): Find a book each and read it guys.

Kavin (after a while): Dad, Fifty Shades of Gray is a really famous book right?

Me (springing up in my seat): You can't read that. It's an adult book.

Kavin: I read the first page and it was really good.

Me: You still can't read it buddy. Sorry.

Damn. And I thought keeping the kids away from the Internet would be enough. Even cafés aren't safe any more 🤯