Sign at a vegan restaurant we are at: "no coke products in here"

Kavin: What's wrong with Coke?

Me: Like, everything.

Kavin: ?

Me: One word. Plachimada.

Google search happened. Eyeball popping happened. Deliberation on the difference between toxic and poisonous happened.

I think we might cover industrial food and neocolonialism before the evening is done. It helps that we are at a place that believes in food made from scratch.