Facebook thinks I'm pregnant.

Clovia is following me around the Internet.

Clovia's retargeting is so aggressive that my children now believe the Internet has been taken over by panties. I've never even bought anything from Clovia. I tried to explain retargeting to my children but they were so creeped out that someone could follow you all over the web, that I dropped the conversation.

As a veteran of two digital marketing companies, I always wonder what could have gone wrong with their algos for them to make these judgement mistakes. And sometimes, if I'm lying sleepless in bed, I wonder if the internet knows more about me than I do myself 😁🙃