This happened to me yesterday:
Me: Hello
Caller: Hi I am calling from Uber. I would like to talk to you about an Uber for Business account for your organisation.
Me: (standard response to telemarketers) How did you get my number?
Caller: Lolz we are Uber we have everyone's number.
Me: ठीक है ठीक है। Will this be cheaper than regular Uber?
Caller: No. But if you open an Uber for Business account then all your employees can use Uber and you will get one consolidated bill with credit limit and post payment.
Me: All of our employees already have Uber. I mean, who doesn't, right? They even have a work profile with their official email IDs. When they travel with the work profile, the Uber receipt gets forwarded to our expensing system which autoscans the receipt. Someone reviews the expense report and reimburses the employees. Now, if someone misuses Uber for Business and racks up a large bill, you will nevertheless invoice us and we have to pay you. Later we have to run after the employee and recover money from them. Already my accountant is त्रस्त in life.
Caller: (after a long pause) Give me your official email address, I will send you a nice presentation about Uber for Business.
Me: It's in my work profile, ख़ुद ही ले लो। हाथ कंगन को आरसी क्या। Also, is this telecalling job what your parents send you to B-school for?
Uber तो गई।
Me: Hello
Caller: Hi I am calling from Uber. I would like to talk to you about an Uber for Business account for your organisation.
Me: (standard response to telemarketers) How did you get my number?
Caller: Lolz we are Uber we have everyone's number.
Me: ठीक है ठीक है। Will this be cheaper than regular Uber?
Caller: No. But if you open an Uber for Business account then all your employees can use Uber and you will get one consolidated bill with credit limit and post payment.
Me: All of our employees already have Uber. I mean, who doesn't, right? They even have a work profile with their official email IDs. When they travel with the work profile, the Uber receipt gets forwarded to our expensing system which autoscans the receipt. Someone reviews the expense report and reimburses the employees. Now, if someone misuses Uber for Business and racks up a large bill, you will nevertheless invoice us and we have to pay you. Later we have to run after the employee and recover money from them. Already my accountant is त्रस्त in life.
Caller: (after a long pause) Give me your official email address, I will send you a nice presentation about Uber for Business.
Me: It's in my work profile, ख़ुद ही ले लो। हाथ कंगन को आरसी क्या। Also, is this telecalling job what your parents send you to B-school for?
Uber तो गई।