Saurabh
I managed to dodge 100% of the विश्वकर्मा पूजा messages on ऑफिस WhatsApp groups. No one called me out for my silence. I was torn between the religious sentiments of other people, and my own irreligious sentiments.

I don't know which is a bigger travesty. Using your tools on विश्वकर्मा पूजा, creating a swap partition on an SSD drive, or installing Windoze on a brand new computer जिसने अभी साँस भी ना लिया हो। People in my office indulge in all three.