Whenever I am involved in a load/stress test, I always want to be able to conduct the proceedings in the NASA Voice.
"Alright folks, we are going to be ramping the load up to 100 QPS now. Standing by now to see how the infrastructure holds up to that kind of pressure."
I remember standing in front of an Ixia traffic generator at an Intel lab in 2005, imitating the Voice of Apollo, as I sent a surge of packets into a Capilano switching silicon. Trying to infuse importance into my work by pretending to be a rocket scientist.
"Alright folks, we are going to be ramping the load up to 100 QPS now. Standing by now to see how the infrastructure holds up to that kind of pressure."
I remember standing in front of an Ixia traffic generator at an Intel lab in 2005, imitating the Voice of Apollo, as I sent a surge of packets into a Capilano switching silicon. Trying to infuse importance into my work by pretending to be a rocket scientist.