Friend: Hey Siri, open Google Maps.

Me: Wow, you're lazy.

Friend: Siri just does it for me.

Me: Siri, open the pod bay doors.

Siri: HAL made some very poor decisions, but at least he could sing.

Friend: Who is HAL? Where are the pod bay doors? What is this you are talking to my phone about?

Me: Just putting your "intelligent assistant" to better use.

#PodBayDoors #Siri #HAL #2001ASpaceOdyssey #ArthurCClarke #StanleyKubrick 😍🤓

https://www.xkcd.com/375/