Me: So no kid in your class has dentures?

Nilay: Dad, no kid in my entire grade has dentures.

Me: Strange. I thought this was about the age when kids got dentures.

Nilay: Dad, NO KID has dentures.

Me: (thinking hard)

Kavin: Dad, dentures are for old people. Do you mean braces?

When you're dumb compared to your kids. उठा ले रे देवा।