Why will nobody take me seriously? Delhi has high SPM rates in the morning. Everyone's asking why. I know why.

It's the farts. I'm telling you. All these chola bhatura eating Delhites. Unhealthy. That suspended particulate matter is all fecal aerosol. And the other gases, the nitrous oxides and the methane, its all coming out of your asses in the morning.

I'm telling ya'. I'm dead serious. I'm a scientist. That air pollution is shit.