Nilay, after cooking pasta for the whole 👨‍👦‍👦, was sitting on my 🛏 eating pasta out of the pan.

Nilay: I'm the chef👨🏽‍🍳, I can do whatever I want.

Me: Your🍴is gonna scratch the non stick surface.

Nilay: Cribbo. You want more pasta? I give you more pasta. Then you be happy.