Me: (Starts watching this video.)

Nilay: Scooch over. I wanna watch too.

Balaji: (Starts speaking in Tamil, as if on cue)

Nilay: Your friend made the smoothest language switch ever.

Shiva: (Starts speaking)

Nilay: This guy isn't speaking. He's rapping.

Me: Go away. Non serious fellow.

Nilay: You translate for me. You know Tamil no. Translate. Ha ha. You know Tamil like I know Spanish.

Me: Kunjam Kunjam. Poda.