Saurabh
Kavin (in a whiny tone): पापा! यह क्या होता है? Just because we are learning how to take notes, they are making us write the same notes in five different formats.

Me: एक तो they are teaching you how to take notes. Nobody taught me how to take notes. I had to figure it out on my own. कितना struggle किया मैंने। Ungrateful. Useless.

Kavin: You're useless. I can't even complain to you.

Me: ये कहाँ की दोस्ती है कि बने हैं दोस्त नासेह
कोई चारासाज़ होता कोई ग़म-गुसार होता

At this rate, what if their school also teaches them to cook, clean and manage their emotions. Then they'll grow into self sufficient adults.

Oh wait...