There exists someone called Zabyn Khan who makes movies. She is allegedly making a movie called Action Jackson. Which will have an item song. Someone called Minal is trying to convince her to cast two women named Mandana Karimi and Ela Nair for this song.

How do I know and why do I care? Because Minal insists on sending _me_, of all people, seductive half naked photos of these women. It's as is if my email account were a village choupal where you can pass around any and all random information.

Which brings me to the relevant question. Since when is the ability to undress in public an important criteria for being an actor? Or dancer, whatever you call people who perform in item numbers. I mean, these women don't even look beautiful to my untrained eye (I married Namita, so, you know, obviously, I know a thing or two about good looks). These models are just trying to sell their physique, and how they carry clothes (or lack thereof).

I quote Minal, "Ela is no stranger to swimwear", "for 4 years running she has been on FHM 100 sexiest women in the world list", blah blah blah. Jaydeep Sarkar, Aparna Purohit, care to weigh in on this breakage in your industry?

In other news, something has gone wrong with me. I am upset about photos of half naked women. Publically. Bharat Krishna Barry, do not judge me.