Google navigation always talks to me in the urgent, commanding voice of some Caucasian American woman. Today I got an error in the middle of my route - Google text-to-speech has crashed. At the next intersection, I expected silence. Instead, the soft voice of an Indian woman filtered in through my bluetooth headset. She calmly suggested that perhaps a U turn would be in order.

I need this crash to happen everyday. I'm done being ordered around by my own phone.