Woman on my flight borrowed my phone to call her family. Now she's started blabbering all kinds of personal details about herself. Her travel plans, where she works, her visa status, blah blah blah. I'm not even responding, but she's going on and on.

Who lets such blithering idiots loose on the world? I'm reminded of this old Lays ad where this cute kid goes 'My Mom says I shouldn't talk to strangers'.