Physical Therapist: Why are you late for therapy today?
Me: It's my birthday; the little ones were doing cute things to me in the morning.
PT: Yes, yes, excuses. But I must congratulate your mother today.
Me: *blinks*
PT: It's her big day today. She became a mother today.
Me: *blinded by the brilliance of divine light*
Mummy, thanks for bringing me into the world today. Hope I worked out to be worth the effort :p
Me: It's my birthday; the little ones were doing cute things to me in the morning.
PT: Yes, yes, excuses. But I must congratulate your mother today.
Me: *blinks*
PT: It's her big day today. She became a mother today.
Me: *blinded by the brilliance of divine light*
Mummy, thanks for bringing me into the world today. Hope I worked out to be worth the effort :p